This morning was quite a morning! I am still recovering.
Around 9:30, Lucy (remember our little dog who doesn’t like having her picture taken?) was running door to door, squeaking. Of course she had seen something outside and was dying to get out there and chase it. So, I opened the sliding door as she dashed out along with Jack (he goes where she goes and vice-versa). The next thing I knew, a huge iguana went flying into our pool! Oh My Gosh!!!!

I was immediately freaked out. I had heard of iguanas in pools here in South Florida but had never witnessed it myself. What was my plan of attack? I ran to Cub’s bedroom to see if he was awake because he had to see this! As I opened the door, he startled me since he was standing right there. He jumped and I laughed and yelled, “There’s an iguana in the pool! …and the dogs are trying to get it.” Cubs quickly dashed out the door to see all the excitement. I stayed inside, safely behind the glass sliding doors of course, so I could take photos – from afar.

I was able to get Lucy to come inside by yelling, “Treats! Lucy! Come get a treat!” Now usually, Jack will knock over whatever is in his way for a treat – but not today. His treat was in the pool! Jack loves to chase lizards – this must have been like hitting the daily double for him.

I knew that getting the dogs inside the house would be the only way that iguana would ever get out of the pool. I had Cubs help me get Jack inside by using a leash. As soon as Jack was dragged inside, he and Lucy pushed their way through the glass doors in the living room. Before we knew what happened, Jack and Lucy were back outside again trying to get at that iguana! So, Cubs and I went through the whole routine again and finally got both dogs back in the house.
Lucky for us (and that iguana), the pool guy showed up at that time. This was a pool service person who had never been here before. He had come to repair something on the pool. When he came to the door, he told me who he was and why he was here. I didn’t waste time with small talk – I said, “How good are you at getting iguanas out of the pool?” After asking how big it was, he was very helpful. He used the skimmer to scare the poop out of that thing (literally…several times…ewww!!!!!!) and it swam to the other end of the pool before swimming into the skimmer.

(Look closely, the iguana’s at the end of the skimmer pole)
He then quickly lifted the lid off the skimmer and it was like a Jack in the Box (the toy, not the fast food chain) – out came that iguana! It moved so fast I never saw where it went, but apparently it climbed to the top of the nearest palm tree beyond the back fence. Ewww. Gross. I am totally creeped out and disgusted. On a positive note, thank goodness for the kindness and timeliness of others!!!
So much for a day in the pool.
If anyone has any idea of what I’m supposed to do to de-lizard my pool after skimming out the poop (yes, I’m a do-it-yourselfer…when no one else will do it!), please let me know!
Happy Jack
After all of this excitement, I couldn’t let the day go by without selecting a song to commemorate it. I think this one is appropos.
I wish I was back
In Ti-a-juana
Eating barbecue
Iguana
If you are a child of the 80s and recall when MTV first began, when we were all glued to the television and fell in love with Mark Goodman and Martha Quinn (I digress….), then you are already singing along with this song by Wall of Voodoo.